Doug removes the wheels from the camper van, telling Derek that kids must have taken them in the night and that he can't move the vehicle without the wheels. Ken is amazed when a "For Sale" sign goes up outside the shop. Emily celebrates when the car tax people decide not to prosecute her, believing her explanation. Maureen goes to Bettabuy for her P45, asking Curly for it. Reg is delighted to see her but she runs off rather than speak to him. Alf assures Ken that he'll be alright as he's a sitting tenant and offers to sell the flat furniture to him. Neil tells Denise he's heard from Angie that Hanif sleeps around and she's not the only one in his life. Hanif assures Denise that he doesn't mix with his workers. Reg decides to take Maureen's P45 to her.


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Notable dialogue

Betty Turpin: "Have the butchers delivered yet?"
Bet Gilroy: "Oh, that smutty little devil? Yes he did. There's summat right mucky about him, have you noticed? He's always leering. He says 'Where d'yer want it?' I said 'In the kitchen, where'd yer think?' He said 'Well it's up to you, but most prefer it in the bedroom.'"
Betty Turpin: (laughing) "Don't you like wit?"
Raquel Wolstenhulme: "Well he said that to me last week. I's a funny place to keep mince."


Raquel Wolstenhulme: "See, I was always led to believe that I was equally good at most things, me. They told me that at school. Aye, they said - 'Raquel - you've no particular talents'."

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