Janet enjoys giving Colin the runaround. Emily tells Annie that she is jealous. Annie advises her to make Ernie cancel the trip as it's her job to keep him on the straight and narrow. Willie Piggott points out to Emily that he chose Ernie because he is moral. Colin can't understand why Janet is hot and cold. Alan is tired of Colin asking him for advice. Ken advises Janet to stop playing with Alan. Janet tells him to scram. Emily sees Ernie and the models off. Alan asks Janet to stop fooling around with Colin as he's too close to home. Maggie tells Janet that her sister, Helen Ormerod is coming to see her.


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Notable dialogueEdit

Annie Walker: "Where men are concerned a woman can't afford principles."


Willie Piggott: "I'm told these philanderers aren't as hot as they make out, it's these quiet, undemonstrative ones that really count."
Emily Nugent: “Who is it says that the philanderers aren't so hot? Probably the quiet, undemonstrative ones."

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