Episode 2429 (11th July 1984)

Plot
Mavis is a bag of nerves at the talent concert, fearing the turns will be awful. Billy acts as Master of Ceremonies at the concert. Percy, as "Old Enoch", starts the concert with his farmyard impersonations. They are awful but he thinks the act went down well. Alf tells jokes but none of his jokes are funny. Curly sings a song, "My Heart is a Bridge" accompanied by his guitar. Kevin and Terry harmonise with percussion. Vera and Ivy dress as tramps and sing "We're a Couple of Swells". Gail looks after Nicky whilst the family are at the concert. George Hepworth calls on her and tells her he fancies her. She is frightened and tries to fight him off as he drags her to the floor.

Regular cast

 * Alf Roberts - Bryan Mosley
 * Emily Bishop - Eileen Derbyshire
 * Billy Walker - Kenneth Farrington
 * Hilda Ogden - Jean Alexander
 * Bet Lynch - Julie Goodyear
 * Betty Turpin - Betty Driver
 * Ivy Tilsley - Lynne Perrie
 * Mavis Riley - Thelma Barlow
 * Fred Gee - Fred Feast
 * Deirdre Barlow - Anne Kirkbride
 * Gail Tilsley - Helen Worth
 * Vera Duckworth - Elizabeth Dawn
 * Brian Tilsley - Christopher Quinten
 * Audrey Potter - Sue Nicholls
 * Nicky Tilsley - Warren Jackson
 * Curly Watts – Kevin Kennedy
 * Terry Duckworth – Nigel Pivaro
 * Percy Sugden – Bill Waddington
 * Kevin Webster – Michael Le Vell
 * Bill Webster - Peter Armitage
 * Debbie Webster - Sue Devaney

Guest cast

 * Sally Waterman - Vikki Chambers
 * Mandy Whitworth - Cory Pulman
 * Gill Collins - Rachel Ambler
 * Elaine Pollard - Janette Beverley
 * George Hepworth - Richard Moore
 * Sid Duffy - Richard Klee
 * Flying Horse Customer - Bill Lund