Episode 1582 (15th March 1976)

Plot
Ken grows tired when Wendy Nightingale takes an interest in Albert's War record. The Ogdens eat caviare and chips. Emily confesses to Ernie that she's bought a new bed for £130. Albert recites World War One poems at Wendy's class. The Bishops' bed is delivered. Ken kisses Wendy. The Bishops' bed squeaks. Stan and Albert carry crates down the cellar of the Rovers for free drinks and accidentally get locked in for the night.

Guest cast

 * Wendy Nightingale - Susan Tebbs

Notable dialogue
Ken Barlow: "The Story of My Life: two marriages, two kids, several jobs, a variety of dreams and ambitions - some shattered, some just getting a bit tatty round the edges."