Episode 1311 (8th August 1973)

Plot
Alan reports Elsie missing to the police. Ken takes Elaine Perkins to a cricket match. The police discover Elsie's in Elaine Stevens and Alan travels down but the hospital tells him he'll have to be patient.

Guest cast

 * Elaine Perkins - Joanna Lumley

Notable dialogue
Hilda Ogden: "Elsie Tanner's heart is where a feller's wallet is - and the bigger the wallet, the more heart she's got."