Template:31 October

31st October 2005: The strangest wedding ceremony ever took place for the most facile of reasons when Les Battersby married Cilla Brown in order to renew their grotty and battered possessions by way of the wedding present list. Unable to find a real church or vicar in time, Les took on Father Abraham, a drunken, unorthodox, failed minister to conduct the ceremony. St Jude's Church was broken into for the wedding to take place with the real vicar diverted out of the way and Status Quo played at the reception in lieu of a lawsuit that Les raised against them for a personal injury. Things went wrong though when the real vicar came back early and the wedding party had to race both through their vows and down the aisle and at the party afterwards Les insisted on living the rock stars' life by trashing what he thought was the Quo's dressing room, only to find that he'd destroyed the wedding presents on display. As Cilla threatened Les in her own inimitable style, the band sympathised with the groom for the life of hell he had ahead of him...
 * For more information see Episode 6150 (31st October 2005).