Episode 1709 (1st June 1977)

Plot
The committee bribes Albert into playing Sherpa Tensing on the Silver Jubilee float. Bet agrees to play Britannia to get at Annie. Hilda is a late entry in the Glamorous Grannie Contest. Ken compares the competitions at the Centre. Elsie drops out of the grannie contest. Dot Baker wins. Vera is annoyed that she isn't placed in the grannie contest. Tracy wins the 'Bonny Jubilee Baby Contest'. She is presented with a Jubilee crown piece, and the Langtons get a free weekend in London.

Notable dialogue
Hilda Ogden (about Elsie Howard): "Elsie Tanner! Take all them fancy clothes off her and she's like a plucked chicken."