Episode 870 (23rd April 1969)

Plot
Annie discovers the brewery is holding a 'Perfect Landlady' competition. Dave tells Val to keep out of his business. Maggie tells Lilian that if Dave were to die, Elsie would get the lot. The OAP's win their fight and the clubhouse is saved. Lilian agrees on more money from Dave each week, and no divorce. Annie drives the customers mad with niceness. Elsie refuses to pick up again with Dave. Ray asks a delighted Annie if they can nominate her for the competition.

Guest cast

 * Dave Smith - Reginald Marsh
 * Lilian Smith - Rhoda Lewis

Notable dialogue
Elsie Tanner: "Just once, for a change, I'd like to get pally with a feller whose idea of a good time isn't landing me in muck."